more random AUs

wintersoldeirs:

  • florist and grocer that work opposite each other au
  • college au ft. ‘stop kicking my chair’
  • neighbours au where the power goes out and person A goes over to person B to play cards and board games (optional: it starts getting very competitive)
  • supermarket au and ‘you took the last box of my favourite cereal’
  • met at a con cosplaying the same character au
  • halloween au where person A is a volunteer at a haunted house and person B just got the best scare of their life
  • met on public transport when the vehicle suddenly stopped and i accidentally stepped on your foot au


fuckyeahballpythons:

alltailnolegs:

Guess who came in today! She is the shyest snake I’ve ever come across, I had to repeatedly push her head a little up and untie her to get a good photo. Otherwise she does a very good pet rock impression.

Damn, you’re getting all the cool BPs this month.

fuckyeahballpythons:

alltailnolegs:

Guess who came in today! She is the shyest snake I’ve ever come across, I had to repeatedly push her head a little up and untie her to get a good photo. Otherwise she does a very good pet rock impression.

Damn, you’re getting all the cool BPs this month.



thestudenttailor:

Dammit that man is rugged.
smooth:

budas soup

thestudenttailor:

Dammit that man is rugged.

smooth:

budas soup



s-hinkai:

when you’re kind of an asshole but you do something really nice once and people act so surprised about it like

image



robertkazinsky:

Beware the moon, lads.

An American Werewolf in London (1981)



stopitsgingertime:

ROB CANTOR HAS ABSOLUTELY EXCEEDED AND SURPASSED ANY AND ALL EXPECTATIONS WITH HIS NEW VIDEO AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER, HOLY SHIT



hellyeahmadsmikkelsen:

“In the past years you’ve barely played in Denmark”
Yes, because they don’t shoot much movies there. And as soon as I play in a Danish movie some people start to rant: “He again! I start to get sick of his shitface!” To work more than two months every year I have to look around abroad. (x)



partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear



minttu-maito:

мира и прогресса

minttu-maito:

мира и прогресса



haleysolo:

Happy Birthday Madeline by Four Doxn on Flickr.


lilpetrabbit:

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this



dicapriod:

Joseph Gordon-Levitt | The Jay Leno Show 12.11.21