- florist and grocer that work opposite each other au
- college au ft. ‘stop kicking my chair’
- neighbours au where the power goes out and person A goes over to person B to play cards and board games (optional: it starts getting very competitive)
- supermarket au and ‘you took the last box of my favourite cereal’
- met at a con cosplaying the same character au
- halloween au where person A is a volunteer at a haunted house and person B just got the best scare of their life
- met on public transport when the vehicle suddenly stopped and i accidentally stepped on your foot au
Guess who came in today! She is the shyest snake I’ve ever come across, I had to repeatedly push her head a little up and untie her to get a good photo. Otherwise she does a very good pet rock impression.
Damn, you’re getting all the cool BPs this month.
when you’re kind of an asshole but you do something really nice once and people act so surprised about it like
Beware the moon, lads.
An American Werewolf in London (1981)
ROB CANTOR HAS ABSOLUTELY EXCEEDED AND SURPASSED ANY AND ALL EXPECTATIONS WITH HIS NEW VIDEO AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER, HOLY SHIT
“In the past years you’ve barely played in Denmark”
Yes, because they don’t shoot much movies there. And as soon as I play in a Danish movie some people start to rant: “He again! I start to get sick of his shitface!” To work more than two months every year I have to look around abroad. (x)
never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet. he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you! only tall blonde girls!”. they always said kissaroo. i cant stop thinking about this
Joseph Gordon-Levitt | The Jay Leno Show 12.11.21